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Post by Fenrisson on Jul 17, 2011 18:22:50 GMT -6
Oh god, where to start about this movie. First off, I found it while randomly browsing Netflix. All I can say is, if you're a fan of hilariously bad movies, give it a look. If not, stay away from it like the plague.
The movie centers around this guy named Alex Lovecraft and his squad of monster hunters, the Guardians, as they deal with a small town overrun by poorly-done CGI demons summoned by some bald dude with a knockoff of the Necronomicon. Or something. It was hard to tell what was going on because everyone was infected by a bad case of Mumble-itis. Also I was too busy laughing over a monster backhanding a rocket away to hear any of the scattered tidbits of exposition they buried in the overly-filtered shots.
Oh, and we can't forget the Guardians' secret advantage: someone my buddy and I came to call Chemo Boy. He basically looked like Uncle Fester as a kid, never spoke, had to be carried everywhere, and his secret power was that when monsters were nearby he'd have a seizure. Yeah. So that happened.
Anyway, the worst tactics imaginable are employed, the main character and the villain have a truly laughable knife fight, and in general everyone has an Idiot Ball the size of the moon stapled to their foreheads.
If you've got some friends, some snacks, and some booze, give it a watch. It's so bad it's funny.
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